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Only one characters speaks in iambic parameter and another character is a practician of Wiccan beliefs
If you saw a man urinating in public and he sees you too, winks and said “hey honey!!”. What would you do?
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Submitted by : trulynuha
Unhygienic MOPFA
In an effort to remind people that this blog exists, I declare everyday 'Make Other People Feel Awkward Day'
Make eye contact with a stranger and mouth, ‘colourful’.
Bonus weird factor: Do it to someone’s pet while the owner is watching you.
Next instrument to pick up: Banjo
Going banjo window shopping soon.
Okay but it’s either a banjo, a mandolin or a baritone ukulele.
Meanwhile I got my singing voice back and I’m choosing which songs I want to do BUT I KEEP GETTING DISTRACTED BY STUFF.
Prof et K
Le Prof has been picking on my classmate all morning
K groans
Me: Uh oh! Three strikes
Kimberly: C’est pas grave, c’est juste le deuxieme.
Me: Toujours la diplomat! Il faut être… er… grateful, prof!
Prof carries on with lesson but provokes K another time.
Kimberly: Non, non, it doesn’t count. It’s on purpose.
Prof manages to provoke K with a very bad imitation of her
Kimberly: OK!
She bends down, searches for something under the table for about five minutes, while the rest of the class exchanges looks of, ‘quoi?’
After all that the cap of a highlighter sails gracefully through the air and hits le Prof quite gently on his shoulder.
Prof: Ouah!
My teacher is unusually happy
Prof: Alors, c’est mignon, c’est trop mignon. Le petit coeur de E, oh c’est… c’est… OHOHOHO!
Entire class is horrified/amused
Prof: C’est comme un petit bébé avec les petites ailes
Me: Ailes? Qu’est-ce que c’est? (Aile sounds like many other words)
Prof mimics a cherub flying around the classroom
Me: Merde. Quel dégoutant spectacle, alors
Prof: OHOHOHOHO
dashboard peeve
what the fuck is the point of reblogging something and adding the word ‘This!’? we know you’ve reblogged abovementioned something for a reason but don’t type stupid one-word-liners to justify reblogging whatever you’ve just reblogged. if you don’t have anything witty or deep or profound to add on, it’s fine. don’t say anything.
This.
Just kidding.
I can always sense when my grandfather is within the general vicinity
Is it because of my affection for him as a granddaughter? Is it because he’s a jolly person and has an unmistakeable charisma?
No, it is usually because a large fart will announce his arrival.
