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Tumblr is a contemporary rom-com meets Greek tragedy meets haiku in iambic pentameter set to a Lady Gaga song choreographed by early-90's Paula Abdul.

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Only one characters speaks in iambic parameter and another character is a practician of Wiccan beliefs

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theyahooanswers:

If you saw a man urinating in public and he sees you too, winks and said “hey honey!!”. What would you do?
source : http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081105234656AA31yen
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Unhygienic MOPFA

theyahooanswers:

If you saw a man urinating in public and he sees you too, winks and said “hey honey!!”. What would you do?

source : http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081105234656AA31yen

Submitted by : trulynuha

Unhygienic MOPFA

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In an effort to remind people that this blog exists, I declare everyday 'Make Other People Feel Awkward Day'

letsmeetinsg:

Make eye contact with a stranger and mouth, ‘colourful’.

Bonus weird factor: Do it to someone’s pet while the owner is watching you.

Next instrument to pick up: Banjo

Going banjo window shopping soon.

Okay but it’s either a banjo, a mandolin or a baritone ukulele.

Meanwhile I got my singing voice back and I’m choosing which songs I want to do BUT I KEEP GETTING DISTRACTED BY STUFF.

Prof et K

Le Prof has been picking on my classmate all morning

K groans

Me: Uh oh! Three strikes

Kimberly: C’est pas grave, c’est juste le deuxieme.

Me: Toujours la diplomat! Il faut être… er… grateful, prof!

Prof carries on with lesson but provokes K another time.

Kimberly: Non, non, it doesn’t count. It’s on purpose.

Prof manages to provoke K with a very bad imitation of her

Kimberly: OK!

She bends down, searches for something under the table for about five minutes, while the rest of the class exchanges looks of, ‘quoi?’

After all that the cap of a highlighter sails gracefully through the air and hits le Prof quite gently on his shoulder.

Prof: Ouah!

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My teacher is unusually happy

Prof: Alors, c’est mignon, c’est trop mignon. Le petit coeur de E, oh c’est… c’est… OHOHOHO!

Entire class is horrified/amused

Prof: C’est comme un petit bébé avec les petites ailes

Me: Ailes? Qu’est-ce que c’est? (Aile sounds like many other words)

Prof mimics a cherub flying around the classroom

Me: Merde. Quel dégoutant spectacle, alors

Prof: OHOHOHOHO

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dashboard peeve

penguinprostitution:

what the fuck is the point of reblogging something and adding the word ‘This!’? we know you’ve reblogged abovementioned something for a reason but don’t type stupid one-word-liners to justify reblogging whatever you’ve just reblogged. if you don’t have anything witty or deep or profound to add on, it’s fine. don’t say anything.

This.

Just kidding.

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I can always sense when my grandfather is within the general vicinity

Is it because of my affection for him as a granddaughter? Is it because he’s a jolly person and has an unmistakeable charisma?

No, it is usually because a large fart will announce his arrival.

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onedayillgotoparis:

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