June 2009
reblog with an unlikely Michael Bay movie.
inothernews:
hortenseg:bingoparaphernalia:inothernews:bringtheruckuss:
Catcher in the Rye
directed by Michael Bay.
On Golden Pond directed by Michael Bay.
Michael Bay’s Amélie.
Michael Bay Presents: The Notebook 2: Revenge Of The Trapper Keeper
Gobots
Michael Bay’s Labyrinth
I want to save up for a camcorder and let the good...
sabrinazolkifi:
najmetender:
Specifically, I want to have my own podcast.
I’ll have music, opinions, talking, anecdotes, dad jokes, approach a random person with a random question type thingies, more talking. I think it’ll be awesome.
No one seems to want to do a proper podcast with me though. :’(
What were the names of those two minah characters we had? Shit, I only remember the mat...
Overheard in New York
Gay man: You know, I have finally come to accept my sexuality.
Woman: Oh, that's good!
Gay man: I'm not even afraid to tell the world: Hey everyone! I like men!
Overhearing hobo, with a hopeful smile: Hey! Me too!
I want to save up for a camcorder and let the good...
Specifically, I want to have my own podcast.
I’ll have music, opinions, talking, anecdotes, dad jokes, approach a random person with a random question type thingies, more talking. I think it’ll be awesome.
No one seems to want to do a proper podcast with me though. :’(
I just remembered those three days at the Arts...
sabrinazolkifi:
Especially Saturday itself.
The morning, when it was just Naj, Zach, Ahmad and I. Our longer-than-expected walk to Starbucks for the first ventis of the day and that first shopping trip for Red Bull and… God, Naj what was it that we were busy buying at Cold Storage? Besides the girl stuff. Bananas? No. SHAVERS! Shavers and mentos.
And then the afternoon when sets were being...
“Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of...”
– Douglas Adams
“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”
– Douglas Adams
“I wanna live ‘til I die, no more, no less.”
– Eddie Izzard
“Lady Ramkin’s bosom rose and fell like an empire.”
– Terry Pratchett
“He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive...”
– Douglas Adams
Sometimes, I feel like I can identify with this quote, and then I realise I’m too ‘in-the-middle’ to really be placed at either end of the spectrum.
It has come to my attention that whenever people put up quotes on tumblr, they seem the be the soppy kind regarding love and other squishy feelings.
Tonight, I intend to remedy that but putting up at least a week’s worth of hilarious, sarcastic and ironic quotes.
Quote spam ahead!
“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very...”
– Douglas Adams
“True friends stab you in the front.”
– Oscar Wilde
dream in the middle of a nightmare:
rustycornbeef:
naj and i were proud owners of a music school and it was called ‘uked’. i am not surprised because naj was the last tune i listened to before going to bed.
anyways, there was this very annoying parent who kept screaming at us for directions to our school. naj called her an idiot and threw me the phone with a ‘you handle this cow. i’m going to attend to my uterus in the toilet’...
someone's gotta bring Rove live to singapore! :(
(via ibedarned)
HAMISH AND ANDY!
Baby Got Back (Got Uked)
I have many a good...
All The Small Things on uke
originally by Blink...
A cover of the always sunshiny ‘Build Me Up,...
Here's another one →
I named the ‘album’ in the description ‘Brunhilda’.
/Edit
Listening to it again, I actually like it. Haha! God.
Musical Ridiculousness →
I remember going on to Garageband one sleepless night. This, my friends, was the result. Be prepared to be assulted with redonkulessness.
And yet more facts about Liam Lynch
He is the genius behind smash hit “United States of Whatever”.
More facts about Liam Lynch
When his old cat Frankie Forcefield passed away, Liam Lynch cloned him and is now living very happily with Frankie Forcefield II.
I just realised how crescent fresh I am. Super...
Sifl and Olly selling Elf Traps
Olly: You know you've tried the bug sprays, you left small poisonous cupcakes out for them, you've called the exterminator and every wizard in the phone book, but despite your attempts, you just can't get rid of these darn elves. You know. I bet, you know, you're asking me, Precious Roy how can I get rid of these fucking elves?
Sifl: Dude.
Olly: Folks, you're not dealing with a cockroach or a rat here. You're dealing with a small irritable magical man. Armed to the teeth with a thousand deadly jigs and dance steps.
Sifl: Oh you know the problems I've been having dancing with elves.
Olly: Sifl, You've had a lot of serious ass dirty dancing with elves problems.
Olly: Do you know the language of love?
Chester: Yeah, it's like...
Olly: How's it go?
Chester: Sure, "Hey fruity lips... come on, come on home with me sugar butt."
Olly: Sugar Butt?
Chester: Yeah.
Olly: You called a girl "Sugar Butt"?
Chester: Yeah, and I keep cereal in my pocket, to feed them.
Subtle is my Grandpa's middle name
Najmah: oh char
there's been a rat in my house
so my grandfather said he was gonna catch it
Charmaine: ee
Najmah: so i thought okay maybehe's gonna lay some food out with rat poison on a newspaper or something
so i wake up and i see the hugest freakin rusty old trap
sitting in the kitchen
with a piece of bread with nutella in it dangling inside
wtf
Charmaine: nutella bread..
Najmah: it's been there for two days
i think the trap is a tiny bit obvious
Charmaine: just slightly
This is so old but still funny as fuck. : )
i fear i might be a lonely number like root 3.
rustycornbeef:
najmetender:
(via superherosex)
You now have 10 points for that awesome reference.
she gets her awesomeness from me.
how many points do i get?
that amount will be represented by the butt pinches you’ll be receiving next week
i fear i might be a lonely number like root 3.
(via superherosex)
You now have 10 points for that awesome reference.
