August 2009
-mockingbird:
Hollywood - Audiocean
For...
‘First Cut Is the Deepest’ cover by...
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CATS MARRY YOU AND THEN DIVORCE YOU, TAKING ALL...
WHAT FILM CAN YOU LITERALLY RECITE OFF BY HEART...
liquidrayzaz:
khallelalaine:
lucaisablackballoon:
lyrically-yours:
comeanddance:
heelsoverheadoverheels:
heartswonfrancheska:
shotgunserenade:
abbiealmasco:
theblast:
lovelikeasailor:
mine’s monsters inc. :D
Lion King and Aladdin.
Srsly, it’s Mean Girls and Clueless.
Crazy/Beautiful
A walk to remember. :)
The Parent Trap [the one with lindsey lohan] and The Sound Of...
Can I just brag for a sec that Le Sloth got his...
Now I feel fancy when he picks me up from work. Also can I just brag for a sec that I have the best job ever okay thanks
Just a quick tip for non-fasting people
If you have people in the workplace or at school who you know are fasting, try to eat when they’re not around. If say you find yourself in a situation where you ‘have’ to eat (if you’re sick/recovering and need to take medication) then do so quickly and don’t drag it out if you can. Unless you just fainted or something.
These people might not have made a big deal...
It's pronounced Luxury Yacht but it's pronounced...
My plan
Buy all the special single issues of comic books, stuff them in a safe and forget about them for several years.
Collective Nouns that May or May Not Be in the...
inothernews:
caro:benjaminstein:
a conspiracy of theorists
an array of geeks
a melancholy of goths
a pratfall of clowns
an argument of lawyers
a tantrum of 2 year olds
a fondling of vicars
a meta of collective nouns
Full list here (via Kottke)
“a shuffle of zombies”
“A reblog of Tumblrs”
An enterprise of trekkers
“When I saw David Bowie in concert I froze the fuck up. I was there with my...”
– Joseph Gordon Levitt (via fuckyeahjgl)
I know what you mean Joe.
Farts never stop being funny
My grandfather is usually fascinated by the fact that I play ukulele and the one time I am playing my uke in the kitchen, he shuffles over. He asks me if he can pluck one string and I proffer up Penndragon (the ukulele) to him.
He dramatically leans over, plucks the G string and then lets out a ripper.
And by a ripper I mean the most magnificent fart in the history of farts.
The end.
The human brain is grayish-pink in color and has a...
interruptionofhypocrisy:
fuckyeahfacts:
(The World’s Greatest Book of Useless Information)
It is also delicious when fried lightly
Sometimes boredom makes you do awesome stuff and...
So I was cleaning out my laptop keyboard with a paintbrush and got carried away and started brushing dust off stuff in my bookshelf and pretending to be an archaeologist.
so my mom knows im not straight. AHAHAHAHAHA...
(via superherosex)
You’re pretty lucky to be able to laugh about this or you’re the most chillax person ever
Wow I just died-ed
So i’m walking down to the MRT station from my workplace and Le Sloth (the boyfriend) calls and he tells me to wait… I wait two beats and then I hear,
“I! LOVE! YOU!”
A massive shout that he made his platoon do while he held up the phone to them. After which I react in the worst way… tiredly and a bit bemused because I didn’t realise what they shouted...
