January 2010
The design on todayonline.com is such a disgrace
I don’t know if it’s my tiny brain but I can’t digest anything on that site.
This is pretty rich considering that I have my videos up there for the world to see but they can’t be played due to spastic Flash problems. I sincerely hope they clean it up, but unashamedly I say this purely for the sake of my videos.
Popcorn playaa
haha
tracetheheights:
im so honoured that I was talked about at the tumblr meetup!
cool story bro
Ford: How are you feeling?
Arthur Dent: Like a military academy - bits of me keep passing out.
naj,
ibedarned:
uh,you’re leaving right :(
So, take care, enjoy yourself, have a safe and fun trip, and stay cool.
And no jet lag. Yay
Aw cheers man, I’m so sorry we didn’t talk more yesterday but I was seriously having so much fun corrupting the youth of tomorrow
26 Ways to Impress a Girl.
babylonjourney:
no-life-til-leather:
everythingelseisreal:
vintageginger:
betty-boobs:
defeatinginfinity:
1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say “could be better” this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she...
Form Spring (:
purplewhales:
Hello chelseyyyy yesterday was fun!! I stuffed myself with brownies and more brownies. :D What was najmetender, loveconfinedie and penguinprostituition deal though? Why weren't they sociable? I've always liked them. Wished they had talked more to us. Organize more meetups kay! Hello anon! I'm glad you had fun, that is the most important thing (: Yay for baking! Hmm, I think they...
NajMeTender is on todayonline.com →
I can’t put up my covers because of copyright issues, how lulzy.
“… if the Lord gives you a talent or a skill, you have an obligation to use it as...”
– American Gods, Neil Gaiman (via finickyme) (via neilgaiman)
2 tags
I really would love to know which of you dislike...
If you feel sore about the fact that neither Trish, DJHuudzmaster3000 and I didn’t mix around with the rest of the crowd, it’s because we were busy corrupting Ryan’s mind, and everyone knows the mark of a good party is when it ends off with tribal dancing around a tree, which I did in my freakin’ Doc Martens.
So I put it to you now that I will be free today and tomorrow...
Form Spring (:
purplewhales:
hey chels, thks a mil for organisingh the meetup. it was awesome! i was a bit cheesed off at how naj and her stupid friends just popped in though. trish really is a penguin bitch and she made everyone feel like shit. i hope you'll not let her bully you anymore! hey! no problem, there will be more meetups in the future (: hmm, it didn't really bother me though, because I quite like...
Book of Trish I
penguinprostitution:
Naj: You make me feel uncomfortable all the time.
Me: What? I thought you were immune to me.
Naj: No.
Me: Well. Fuck, I feel like shit now.
Naj: No, no. It’s part of your charm.
And then I was shocked that Trish was shocked. And then we moved on with our lives.
On the phone
S: What DVDs are you bringing?
Me: Er I have Penelope… I have
S: Huh you have Sambal Soldiers??
Me: What’s Sambal Soldiers? Is that a movie??
S: No I just made it up?
Me: Now I’m annoyed because I want to watch that movie!!!
Good times
My fringe is heavy with your emoness
Yes everybody, I am Muslim.
You get a prize if you can guess what song...
Check out todayonline.com tmr and see if you spot...
I ALSO LOVE BILL BAILEY
Just an afterthought
Favourite comedians?
Eddie Izzard, Ross Noble, Mitch Hedberg (bless him), David O’Doherty, Nick Swardson and I like Julian Barratt’s old stuff too. Anybody else that’s rather good?
/EDIT Yes I’d just remembered that I really love Bill Bailey, one of those comedians that actually make me laugh out loud and Demetri Martin - I loved his ‘If I’ show which was funny but really...
God, I just had a bite of the most disgusting...
Nobody buy quiche from Delifrance! It stinks and it has a weird texture. My good deed for the day.
