I tire of myself
Her: Aren’t you scared like if your husband were to ask you whether you slept with anyone before? Me: What are you on about Her: You know like how Malay guys always want virgins- Me: *Uncontrollable laughter* Number one: I’m never marrying - number two: I wouldn’t marry a Malay guy. Her: Ooooh *wiggles fingers* Me: Excuse me? It’s a preference. -_-
Write one leaf about dust.
(via writeoneleaf) I remember “meditating” when I was 10, especially in the summer when I would be confined to my house because my mother was always strict that way, she was always suspicious of my friends. It would be particularly warm and we had this window and a balcony and I’d always lie down in a sunny patch and close my eyes and put both my hands on my heart and when I...
Write one leaf about library fines.
(via writeoneleaf) I really didn’t want to get out of the house today and I emit this cloud of negative energy from the front door to the gate to the bus and good lord, this is tedious. Public transport is full of plebians and the only thing that I’m comforted by is that I’m going to the only place where I can tolerate being in and of the world and that is the library - I...
I’ve been doing these one take ukulele covers on Facebook because I think they’re too crap to put on YouTube.
I think I officially unlearned how to swallow...
(via grohlbeard) lol, why so fail bro?
grohlbeard: Patapon 3 Oh shit I want to get a PSP just for Patapon - I am so good at it
I want to travel with you, I want to sit on the seat that never seems to be big enough and oh god, where the hell do I put this piss-poor excuse of a pillow? I want steal your bag of peanuts, I want to pick a bit off your salad, I want to kiss you on the cheek and squeeze your hand, I want to make annoying faces, I want to zone out and listen to Sigur Ros and get fidgety, I want to wonder what...
I’m sitting on the swing and I look down at my feet and I’m nursing this glass of god knows what but all I know is that I’m drinking on an empty stomach. I look up again and all I see is beauty and I look down and all I see is ugly and maybe if I drink more it’ll be reversed. All I want, I’m thinking to myself, is some vanilla ice-cream. It’s fucking sticky,...
Comme je disais, pas si mauvais
Hans Landa rhymes a lot Smooth motherfucker
I want a guy best friend who gets mistaken as my...
b0ld3rama: jeezxlouize: janzyboo: orangewatermelon: scottrick: ninjafojinja: (via justlikeasuperstar) Thank you for being my bff, Scott!!! <3 Except for this “make my life complete” stuff. My life is already complete. All the important people just enhance it. truth. to both the quote and the last bit of lil mel’s Immediately my date on special ocassions LOL @Jaisofresh....
Give me a word, any word
"You are so pretty," she purrs, one flawless...
She puts her hand under my chin, jerking my face up to look at her. “You’re insane,” I croak. Strangulation does that to you.
You know I kind of have a crush on you right I’m just saying
If you called it fantasizing, it would have been...
I'm just fucking with you, daddy.
Look, I’d love a Benchmade model 42 butterfly knife.
You're going to be fine, baby doll.
A handgun bullet travels at more than...
700 miles an hour.
You... are fucking awesome!
Look at this asshole, just watching.
Come on, be honest with yourself. Would you do anything differently?
I will avenge you motheeerr!
Out of my friends man, I wasn't even the funny one
That's not me by the way, that's some Armenian guy...
To be fair, I do have my moments where I feel just...
but it’s a type of honesty, I think.
With family, love is obligatory and like is...
Squinty eyes and an aching back, I am entirely certain that too much fun will always result in payback.
dovves asked: I like your LSP icon! (: